He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this boner is exhausting
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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You. Win. At. Life.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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