Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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