Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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