let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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