check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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