i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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