hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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