dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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