Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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