I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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