I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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