Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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