I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i out mim tonsoeep
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