Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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