You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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