That's intense
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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