absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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