I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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