this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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