Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I would ride that face into the sunset
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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