it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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