I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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