There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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