i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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