Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
how does that bad decision feel?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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