they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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