my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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