im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
