brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We had sex on a dog bed..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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