I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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