i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
a search helicopter?!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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