at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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