So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just pee around me
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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