Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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