And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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