in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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