recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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