I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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