fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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