Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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