and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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