i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As shirtless as possible
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
