U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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