We're like a lot better than the average bears
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
This house was built for laser tag.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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