: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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