We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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