love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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