I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize