Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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