Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
