worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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