with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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