I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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