"it" just moved
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I met the friendliest cop last night
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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