i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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